"Chipotle, what happened? You used to be so quick. I just waited in a 30 minute line that wasn't even very long because your people are slower than molasses."
"Student parking discount still works for alumni."
"Found a maggot in the chicken."
"Food wasn't bad, although definitely overpriced for what it was. Definitely not French cuisine either."
"Really good! Get your sub "Mike's Way.""