"Air machine doesn't work"
"Boardwalk is closed but you can get down to the beach."
"When they're actually open, service is great. Unfortunately they change their hours on a random basis that you don't know until you actually drive up and see the piece of paper taped to the window."
"$1 just to walk on the pier. But they do take credit cards for it."
"No kids allowed, not even at lunch."
"The lamb tagine was excellent. So was the belly dancer. :-)"