Mark Schumacher

"No air conditioning and no free tap water on the hottest day of the year. this place is cool. visit often. in th"

"Their small coffee cup just got a lot smaller. Might as well just get a medium."

"Be rude to the staff."

"If you see Brad treat him nice."

"Beware of the fella that insists on showing you his 'iPhone'. It's not really an iPhone. Just a bad joke."

"Keep an eye out for Dr. Phil. He comes in most weekdays for happy hour and sits at a table by the front door drinking wine."