"Pump 15 sucks. The auto fill latch does not work"
"The monkey fell into a deep dark hole and has been replaced with a Kangaroo. Happy hunting!"
"I highly recommend the Watermelon flavored frozen treat for something refreshing but not too sweet."
"If the guy with the spider web tattoo is working the register, go to another register."
"The candy in the game machine is ancient...stay away."