"Can't wait for these guys to open, 3 weeks to go!"
"Very friendly neighbors, that's the only perk here."
"This particular Starbucks lives up to the values set by the founding fathers of Starbucks! Best Frappuccino I've ever had"
"Beautiful place, too bad nobody here speaks English."
"This place is not LGBT friendly, don't come here if you are gay or sexually perverted."
"Great beach with crystal clear water, but watch out for jellyfish! They sting where you never want to be stung! ;)"