"Get the edamame! It's laced with crack."
"Tuesday night date night is a great deal! 2 wontons, 2 egg rolls (fresh or fried), 2 sarongs, 2 regular entrees, and a bottle of house red or white. All for 43 bucks! I left stuffed and happy."
"Service can sometimes be a little lacking, but the food is fantastic. The chicken chimchanga is the best in the cities and the Bullfighter margarita is worth the extra money to upgrade! Yum."
"The crab cakes are divine, as well as the mojito."
"Order an item on the "secret menu" - strawberry blended lemonade! Basically a delicious lemonade smoothie."
"Raspberry Chocolate Chip in a chocolate-dipped cone! Then hop on over to Patina or take a walk around Lake of the Aisles."