"Kinda run-down, but not too bad if you're looking to save money on nonperishables."
"Time stands still here. Seriously, it's like everything and everyone around you shuts down, so it's just you standing there, waiting for service."
"My favorite branch of the Kansas City Public Library."
"Don't come if you're in a hurry. No matter how many customers there are, no matter what time of day, there will always only be one line open."
"It's a good place to find deals on all sorts of consumer electronics, but I totally disapprove of the way the staff follows me around like some sort of incompetent shoplifter every time I browse."