"Don't drink the water, lol."
"Cash-back... all you have to do is buy a bag which is certainly cheaper than an ATM fee, lol."
"Free printing in the Mac labs for communications majors ;)"
"Avoid... service is horrible."
"Half off all appetizers from 3-5 during the week :)"
"If you get the general tso's chicken, avoid the tiny hot peppers they leave in the sauce.... unless you like your food tongue-numbingly spicy."