"Truly smells like pee. Wtf?"
"Drunk locals singing karaoke in the dining room on Friday. Steam bucket of oysters, crab, and shrimp were steamed perfectly. Enjoyable if you're in shorts and don't mind getting a little dirty."
"Free finger blasts on the arcade games. Ask for Jerry."
"Happy hour mon-fri, 3-6pm: $2 off all food and drinks and Tuesday is $3 on all pints!"
"Cash only for tickets/concessions. They serve beer and wine. Support the Rialto!"
"Drink. Watch canes win. Repeat."