"I'd rather wash my laundry here then in the laundry room in my apartment."
"This place is like a geriatric prom. Drinks were awful!"
"The food's great! And don't worry about being late to the show, their fast!"
"Bloody Mary's were so-so. The app. platter was delicious and our waitress/ bartender was fun! Jack Dempsey dip was tastey."
"Sauces were incredible!"