"Don't start wars that you don't have ammunition to finish..."
"Happy St Pattys Day! Try a Mini Car Bomb with Bushmills Honey, Baileys and Patron Dark Cocoa!"
"Happy St Patrick's Day! Try a mini car bomb or if you're daring-a car bomb with Bushmills Irish Honey! They are fabulous!"
"Beware of the insanely large guard dogs....they'll eat ya!"
"Try a Lantern Lemonaide made with your favorite flavor of Smirnoff Vodka and fresh fruit!"
"Try the Koko Fling made with Smirnoff Coconut!!"