"The parties are ridiculously awesome here"
"It's a beautiful truck. I am proud to call myself the mayor of it."
"This place is just another QT copy. They try so hard to be just like the best. Nice try, but the new style QT's blow this out of the water."
"Funny how Ryan S takes foursquare so seriously. To bad there is no check-ins for getting a life and a sense of humor. Douchebag."