"Try the crispy Pepperoni chips. Low on carbs... High on crunchy."
"Sail Boat races in the pot holes next week..."
"The 7up delivery guy does NOT do a good job of keeping their 7up supply up."
"Don't annoy the worker bees... They've got sugar on their mind."
"Hot wings, aren't to bad. They could use more cheese, but then, I suppose it would be a 6 dollar pizza.."
"They've got hot and cheezy greasy pepperoni pizza, not bad so long as you don't drip it on your shirt."