"Use book2park for a parking reservation, use the free shuttle, and get a cookie! 🍪"
"Never sit upstairs. It smells like the worst public restroom you've ever been to."
"The braised short rib was fantastic! Must get!"
"Turn around. Such a piece of shit."
"Get your parking on airportparkingreservations.com instead of through the hotel!"
"The white fish platter for brunch is so good. It's like a good ol brunch with your Jewish grandparents."