"This place has gone downhill. The food was bland and the prices are too high. The service was worse than the food and the prices."
"This place is a dump. A filthy, disgusting dump. It's about as gross as a $25 crack motel but triple the price. Go to a crack motel instead."
"Nobody here plays WOW, is a virgin, has blue hair (twas teal) or is unattractive. What you will find is people who prefer to judge you based on more than a tiny foursquare picture taken on Halloween."
"They wouldn't know what fresh was if it slapped them in the face. Maintain super low expectations and you might enjoy the food."
"The speakers are way too loud. No matter how many times you ask them to turn it down, you will be ignored. And yes, they can be turned down."
"Run away! You do not want these people as your landlord. They are slumlords in sheep's clothing and way overpriced."