"What's good at premier Inn??? Leaving"
"Find the frogs testicles, give them a rub for good luck and your guaranteed nookie that night"
"A really good Greasy Spoon Caf. A good plateful of food"
"Airsoft site sorta like paintball only not as gay and hurts more wen hit"
"Cook your breakfast your self"
"I've been told that if you dress up as a Indian chief or squaw and go into the chippy port n starboard or Chinese new garden and do a war dance you get your meal for free"