"Don't try to get a drink within 5 min of the closing time if you're not an "owner's son".... Rude"
"Don't leave your sunglasses or litter!!!!"
"Always friendly and quick- and relatively inexpensive salads!"
"Pronounced "Hatchet Binch""
"Beware of you butt getting numb in stripes"
""bacon, is good for me!""