"Horrible. No room service and the stellaris has nothing good to eat. Where is the 24 hour room service?!!! Whole island closes at 1am. #ghosttown"
"Took a numero 2 instead. Forget the P, its all about the 2. There's no more TP"
"Super expensive and not worth it. Small portions and bland food. Best was fava bean salad then it goes downhill. Don't believe in the restaurants story....it just makes u feel better for subpar food"
"Midgets running around everywhere! Hide your kids hide your wives they raping everyone in here!"
"Just saw hizzle, no nizzle though. Scam"