"The TV and the company."
"Hurdle the dead and trample the wounded."
"Don't pick your teeth with a jackhammer. Just saying."
"It turns out if you don't eat will you get fat. Who knew."
"Chapped lips. Think about it.....hmmmmmmmm."
"Sometimes life just sucks. Just deal with it and no pity parties. Your friends can only handle so much of that before they start backing away."