"Try the Blanton's or Old Fashioned."
"Over-priced drinks, slow service, marginal food and no real happy hour. Ok there is a view if you want to sweat profusely in the summer or freeze in the winter. Yawn!"
"Best beach and no waiting in traffic."
"Always friendly, but if you are not first to get there when the doors officially open, you WILL wait."
"Ask for the juice and crackers after giving blood"
"Ikea meets the Fight Club set. Still a great hotel"