"If you're here, you've already pre-emptively ignored my tip, which is this: avoid this third-world cesspool at all costs."
"Get the roasted veggie pizza but skip the vegan cheese add-on."
"Great beans and pastries from Balthazar. Early birds need the Red Eye: coffee with a shot of espresso."
"The scalloped potatoes are made with bananas. Definitely come for the drinks and the vibe, and leave before the food."
"They use coffee ice cubes in their iced coffee. Nice touch."
"Killer mole and solid fish tacos. BYOB."