"You will conserve fuel if you plan your errand route and never make a left hand turn."
"Girls never have to pump gas in Oregon:)"
"Keep your gas tank above 1/4 of a tank at all times and you will conserve on fuel. Realistically if the tank falls below 1/2 mark, it burns gas faster."
"Keep your tires inflated to the correct pressure and you will use less gas in the long run."
"Buy your Gas after the weekend and prior to Thursdays, its cheaper!"
"Don't talk on your cell phone at the gas station, as this can ignite a spark and cause your tank/or you, to catch on fire and/or blow you up! And that would be bad!"