"I wouldn't touch anything in the bathroom. The tortillas are my fav 😍"
"Meh. None of the special rolls seem very special, more generic. It's like any other sushi spot in rancho. I swear I think all these spots are run by the same Korean guy and he's just fucking with us"
"I can't wait to take a shit in the dressing room"
"My favorite place to poop"
"Generic assembly line sushi made for the bland and tasteless. you get what you pay for. Salmon skin sushi was legit, plus their toilet paper is soooo soft!"
"Its hot dogs. What is this wait. Mother mercy....drive thru breezy can ggeeeettttt iiiiitttttt thhhooooo"