"Trespassers will be shot! Survivors will be shot again! B-)"
"Pacepties pirtiņā un uzreiz aiz durvīm lekt Daugavā iekšā! Kaifas nerealas!"
"Credit cards accepted. Together with PIN code."
"Flower onions - a very good present and a souvenir from Holland!"
"Christmas coffe is very nice!"
"Christmas coffe is quite nice."