"Watch out for flying discs. They'll catch you by surprise"
"The donuts are great but you'll stay for the coffee."
"Other than their "fall" hours, this place is great. Their timing is impecible."
"Watch out. Grounds crew will take the lincense plate of the front of your car with their ATVs"
"People look at you like you should be in class. So make sure you just smile back."
"Well the Jones Soda I had was pretty good. Could have used some more space though."