"Even if the gates are open ... Buy a ticket! NSW transport officers are ruthless. #justdoingtheirjobs"
"Don't come to this restaurant too hungry ... The smells will kill you!"
"Try the #IGP #ale (aka Itchy Green Pants)! #Goodtimes!"
"Keep your husbands, partners and kids away from the topless sunbathers!"
"Try their 'Beer of the Month'! They know their beers!"
"Spend your time in the outdoor area ... unless you enjoy being hit on by geriatric females."