"May as well wear purple when Kstate's in town. More of their fans than kU there... And a better chance of going home happy."
"Sampler platter is great for a first timer."
"Best pork tenderloin in KC. Bring cash."
"You'll probably die here fighting the other cars for a spot at a pump."
"Chicken fried rice is always on sale, and enough for 2 meals."