"DO NOT shop here for furniture"
"Don't ask employees where books are if you want to be spoken to like a turd. Now I remember why I like Borders better."
"These two ladies that are here almost everyday are the most attentive and honest that I've ever gone to get my nails done"
"Watch out for the guy holding the football when u walk in. He stares."
"Try the peanut butter banana colada!"