"Cold, windy, stony, boring"
"Yummy! Not a bad size, either!"
"VERY nice and sizeable place for people who like to garden and grow veg. Reasonably priced too! Everyone here is so friendly!"
"Arrive with PLENTY of time because the car park is horrendously small!"
"Probably the best company in the universe!"
"Very nice place. Lots to do & fun evening entertainment. An all round good hotel!"