"For bigger events and releases, get there early for good seats!"
"When seeing a first-run or for an event with a line, be kind and sit in the center of the aisle so everyone can get seated quickly."
"The shower head is a bit wonky. Don't try to move it."
"Terrible espresso, but everything else is divine."
"Watch out for stray Legos. Those bitches HURT when you step on them."
"Go to the bathroom before you get here."