"Great beer selection, chill, apparently cheap cig machine?"
"Agriberry: don't buy here unless you want to be sad. Do make for the mushroom stand."
"Get drinks, bring cash. Otherwise it's going to get complicated."
"If you want to wait 45 minutes for your reservation, you should come here. Better off getting wings down the street."
"Chris Farley best of on VHS!"
"Always rude staff. Really."