"Penne pasta with andouille sausage in a cajun cream sauce....bangin"
"Be careful....some how you slip and fall into a tequila coma"
"Jalapeno infused vodka + bloody marys = spicy mouth"
"Its weird and the massage was great but it was boring inside the grotto."
"ONLY the egg dishes come with a side (even though the menu suggests otherwise)."
"The jukebox will play itself if you DON'T put money in it."