"The ice machine has a sign that says temporarily out of order". It looks like it hasn't worked since Nixon was in office. Oh yeah....the heated pool is empty."
"Ordered a fish sandwich for 5$ that didn't even come with chips....it was a square frozen fish like McDonald's. Servers were clueless to menu and didn't ever check back, even after we had joiners"
"These guys are awesome here."
"I have never had anyone follow me around an adult store stalking me, like I might shove a vibrator in my purse. Seriously?"
"Best beds around and an amazing staff. I've been coming here for 10 years. Can't beat their prices either"