"Don't make a 10am appt. They may not even open up til 10:30 and you'll be left waiting outside."
"Free facials this week!"
"Don't bother showing up early... Artists go on late and there's not a bad location in the house."
"Two for one, 4-8pm during weekdays."
"Lots of delicious veggie options!"
"Get a grilled cheese if you're vegetarian!"