"They make a tasty sandwich de pollo!"
"If the owner were a decent person, I would go here daily! Unfortunately that's not the case, steer clear if you care about morals!"
"If you were expecting an atmosphere like crosstown, you've come to the wrong place."
"It doesn't smell like pee or mildew in my opinion, seeing as its cleaned every day and night! It only smells like pop corn!"
"It's all good at the whispering eye!!"