"This is a quality of pizza that my wife and I have not experienced outside of larger cities like Seattle, WA and Boston, MA. A must-experience!"
"Did you know, that their Monaris machine is configured in such a way that if you pay by credit or debit, you have no choice but to provide some sort of a tip? If you are dissatisfied, pay in cash."
"This place is dead quiet today… not a soul is about."
"How does one run out of strawberry milkshake in the middle of a Friday afternoon?"
"Addendum to my last tip: the manager *did* zero out our bill to compensate, which makes us much more receptive to returning in the near future. Although we’ll still check the lettuce on our burgers…"
"Examine the lettuce carefully - the last burgers we got had dirt on them. Which begs the question - what else isn’t being cleaned? (Like hands after using the washroom…)"