"Make sure you get help from Sara! That fine young lady is the bee's Knees! (Bees sold separately)"
"This place makes me feel like I'm in a Tom Waits song...and I'm completely cool with that."
"And this is the 2nd BP gas station I've been stabbed at..."
"Fuck plastic, and paint."
"Country strong, all day long. :) I love the pizza, the beer, the people, and the Tigers!"