"Present your Metro Card plus 300 food purchase...you get free food item..."
"if you don't have a sticker...expect to shell out P 10 per main gate..."
"when coming from edsa flyover going to buendia, there's a big crater on the 3rd lane...be extra careful..."
"free parking for microsoft training at the 5th level...ingat ingat lang sa pagpark, masikip..."
"basic black iced tea with strawberry syrup shot...tsalap tsalap..."
"after the stoplight at DFA, do not take the left most lane going to coastal road...there's a big crater waiting...kawawa ang pang ilalim ng oto pg nalubak..."