"Babala: Tuwing malakas ang ulan (bagyo, habagat, etc.) ay BAHAIN dito!"
"Must-try: Tocilog for PhP65 - marami ang serving ng tocino, hindi bitin!"
"Avoid this route especially during weekday rush hours and Saturday midday to afternoons."
"Nothing beats the original puto't kutsinta (and camachile)! The puto with cheese flavor is a steal!"
"The best place to buy collective pasalubong when in the city."
"Ang kalye ng mga TUNAY, PALABAN at MAKABAYAN!"