"The Parmesan herb crusted chicken and seasonal veggies tastes like cat with breadcrumbs and dirty laundry."
"Your cell phone will not work in this building. Don't even try."
"Yogurt police must accompany you when sampling. Lame."
"It's a long ride back to the casita after the donkey nachos."
"If you're accustomed to excercising in environments with other people who know how to exercise you will become irritated very quickly here."
"May not look like much when you arrive but food is excellent. Margherita pizza awesome. Good date spot quaint atmosphere."