"Go somewhere else for sushi. Didn't taste right and presentations sloppy."
"There hottest chicken wings! Barley ate three."
"Everything is awesome here!"
"First time here. Margaritas are really good, and by good I mean strong. Portions are big, and taste home made. I would go with the pozole, and shrimp tacos."
"This is a house. Glass alley is not a real place."