"Run, skate, yoga. Why does everyone say the same exact thing? There's a beach, a trail, Park, and stuff. Go out and do what you want."
"This Starbucks is always out of things (one time espresso!) and they gave me the wrong drinks. It's a Failbucks."
"You stand here and a bus comes and picks you up. 1.75 fair"
"Java Spot proudly serves Starbucks coffee. As we are not a Starbucks, we may not carry all of your favorite Starbucks drinks. The Baristas are happy to make you a beverage we are sure you will love."
"I just love Hobby Lobby. I buy all my art supplies here! Not open Sundays. Close at 8pm."
"I <3 the people here!!! (Furry ones too!)"