"Great service awesome dog. If you need tire service this is the place."
"If you're coming for breakfast on a Sunday, get here as early as possible to avoid the church crowds."
"Beware if you have a full beard. I proceeded with caution."
"They need to have designated fat people seats. A fat couple just sat behind our table. Im trapped and I fear I won't see the light of day. God bless us all"
"Wear a Chicago Bears hat. They will just wave you by."
"Try to stay in front of the bigger people. They will block your view of the somewhat ok food."