"East Town's best watering hole! Where drinks are served with a twist of licentious Joi de Vivre, and "Life is beautiful. The patrons are beautiful. Even the jukebox is beautiful!""
"Leaving a tip. Just the tip."
"The drinks are stupid strong here. Imbibe at your own risk ;-)"
"I hope they serve Lamberts' brunch in heaven, or I ain't goin'!"
"Fantastic rent specials being offered for a limited time. Call 414.271.2489 for details."