"Warning: there is NO CASH MACHINE at the station itself so make sure you have money ready if you want a taxi at night. Only cash machine is in the Spar but that closes in evening and charges a fee."
"The slowest bus known to humanity."
"This Post Office has closed! Barclays forced them out! If you want to post a letter, you can find the new Post Office across the road."
"Go straight for the cheese scones when in the tea room. A speciality."
"Excellent baked potatoes!"
"Be aware this is not the most punctual of bus services!!!"