"Live on the East side of 14th and are relatively close to McD's? Visit this place! It's locally owned and the staff is great! Their Kolaches and breakfast croissants are amazing!"
"Ever wanted to visit multiple and equally terrible boutiques? Our downtown will have you screaming untill you get to the very end where Harrell's and the saddle shop is!"
"Are you cheap AND a movie buff? This place has your name written all over it! Cheap tickets and shitty seats makes going to the movies in Kingsville an adventure!"
"Need some diversity to your small town bar hops? Look no further than this place! Some of the staff have terrible memories, so be sure to know what you want prior to arriving and repeat it many times."
"THE place to be if you like getting hammered while inhaling smoke fumes and listening country. Not 21 yet? No problem! They give out wristbands to the younglings."
"If you are the type of person that sacrifices quality as a means to save money, do we have the movie theater for you! The prices are really cheap when compared to big city theaters."