"Don't mess around. Get the ribeye steak with ribs/grilled shrimp, steak fries n sweet corn. You won't regret it!"
"Very, very elegant hotel with great employees. Bummer you have to pay for Internet use though."
"Wow! They don't sell sugar-coated raspberry jelly donuts? There's no point coming back here."
"Credit cards not accepted here."
"I'm a chicken burrito-lover who NEVER fails to ask for extra rice."