"Excellent gluten free hoagies from Grainless Baker."
"Charged for items we didn't receive, and we're forced to split a 15 person check ourselves. Hardly worth the trouble... Don't recommend."
"Don't let Maddy get her teeth in you!!"
"Remember two things: don't drink the water, and you might die trying."
"Ask for the Triple-R roll. Not on the menu, but it's fantastic!! $11.95"