"If you take a step back and squint this looks like a fancy hotel. Except it isn’t, and everything shows it. The rooms are old. Everything is old. And that’s ok because a room is only €40"
"I would not call this a hotel. It’s more a holiday bungalow park. It apparently reopened in the 90s and they haven’t changed a thing since. Bring cassettes you can use them in the nightstand radio."
"Different types of ice cream. €2 a scoup."
"It’s ok. Walk a bit to the city centre first. Tons of guys giving out €3 discount coupons near the board walk."
"Small little airport. Not much to it."