"The food here is too pretty... I don't trust it"
"I know it's a short escalator, but for God's sake walk left, stand right"
"They have great cookies! Made fresh! I think these are butterscotch and chocolate chip :)"
"When the weather's nice, sit at one of the picnic tables outside (door just past registers)"
"All coffee/soda refills (or bring a reusable cup) are $1.09, up to 20oz. Same goes for building 10."
"Great 3-mile run around the lake!"